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TeH TEST lol

6 min read
Are you single – uh....
2. Are you happy – Yup!
3. Are you bored – Right now..since I'm filling this out I'd say yes
4. Are you sad – We all get sad sometimes.
5. Are you Italian – Part Italian
6. Are you German – yes only part
7. Are you Asian – not really
8. Are you Polish - ye i have some in my blood :P
9. Are you Irish – Alot
10. Are your parents still married? yes
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TEN FACTS
1. Birth Place – Tallapossa...
2. Hair Color – Purple and black
3. Hair Style – Well...usually straight
4. Eye color – Grey/Blue sometimes green
5. Birthday- January 31st
6. Mood – Happy/satisfied but tired
7. Gender – female
8. Lefty or Righty – Righty
9. Summer or Winter - Winter
10. Morning or Afternoon- Morning (showers are nice and hot)
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TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:
1. Are You In Love- uh...yes
2. Do you believe in love at first sight - Sure
4. Have you ever been hurt – Alot
5. Have you ever broken someone's heart - I don't..think so?
6. Are you friends with your ex? Ew no
7. Are you afraid of commitment - Not afraid
8. Have you hugged someone within the last week? -Fuck yeah
9. Have you ever had a secret admirer – Er...well, yes some....
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TEN THIS OR THAT:
1. Love or Lust - love maybe a bit of lust
2. Lemonade or Ice tea- Does the iced tea contain alcohol?
3. Cats or Dogs - Cat
4. A few best friends or many regular friends –few best friends
5. Television or Internet – internet
6. Pepsi or Coke -Pepsi or coke.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in –Both
8. Pink or Purple - Purple
9. Day or Night - Night
10. IM or Phone - phone
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HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Been caught sneaking out - Yes many times...my window opens...
2. Fell down the stairs - once
3. White water rafted - Nope unless water rides count.
4. Finished an entire jaw breaker- oh yea! one of those huge ones!
5. Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? - Humm..maybe..
6. Prank called a store - pranked over an intercom IN a store...
8. Wanted to Disappear - O hell yea,Especially when it invovled people saying "I can see your bra through your    shirt...", never ever wear a white bra to a black light event!
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TEN PREFERENCES
1. Smile or Eyes - Eyes for sure
2. Light or Dark Hair - Dark..I like the mystery behind dark haired guys ;) (Wink)
4. Shorter or Taller - Doesn't matter
5. Intelligence or Attraction – Both
6. Jock or Nerd – Definitely neeeerd!
7. Hook-up or Relationship - hmmm......Depends
8. Funny and poor OR Rich and serious - rich and funny! lol
9. Play the guitar or into sports - guitar
10. Older or Younger – older. depends on what you consider young and old XD.
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RELATIONSHIPS
1. Are you in a committed relationship - ....not at the moment
2. Do you want to be - eventually
4. Have you ever loved a boy more than anything else in the world - Yes
5. Do you still love them - Not much
6. Do you like someone right now- Heeeeee...*^.^* *blushes*
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FAMILY
1. Do you and your family get along – most of the time
2. Would you say you have a "f*cked family"? - Hm..not really, more "special"
3. Have you ever ran away from home- lol yea when I was like 7, to the park down the street!
4. If so, how long? - like 1/2 an hour
5. Have you ever gotten kicked out -Yes..but it wasn't MY fault
6. If so, how long - well, since i never went back anyways, for good

FRIENDS

1. Do you secretly hate one of your "friends"- No
2. Do you consider all of your friends as good friends? Well most...
3. Do you trust all your friends - Yes, because I only have a few close ones
4. Who are/is your bestfriend(s) – REBECCA
5. Would you die for them - Definitely
6. Who knows everything about you – Bubs....alot...depends
7. Did you lie during this survey - I never lie even when I probably should
8. How many questions did you lie about? 0
9. How many people will know your lying? 0

1. Who was your last 4 texts from? - ***^.^**** shhhhhh NO ONE..
2. Where was your default picture taken?Uh....?
3. Who's a bigger pest? You lol
4. Your current relationship status? single.
5. Does your crush like you back? Well...probably..but maybe not..I don't like to jump to conclusions
6. What is your current mood? Giddy ,weird,hyper
7. What color shirt are you wearing? Purple and yellow
9. If you could go back in time and change something, would you? Well, if I did I may not be where i am right now...and that I wouldn't want
11. Ever had a near death experience? Depends
12. Something you do a lot? Draw and fangirl...
13. Do you have a fondness for gnomes? Gnomes?? What kind of stupid question is that??
14. Who can you tell anything to? Rebecca
15. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Lillica nashla (she from ohio)
16. When was the last time you cried? I don't remember
18. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes
19. Favorite color? Blue,Purple and black
20. Do you still like kiddy movies? Mondo burger? pokemon?
21. What's your favorite smell? - Lilacs...not sure
22. Describe your life in one word? Epic
24. What are you thinking about right now? The answer is inappropriate VERY!
25. What should you be doing? probably sleeping its like 12:07 here XD
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Sad life-

2 min read
i sit in the Wal-Mart bathroom
& cut
i sit in the library bathroom
& cut
i sit in front of music on my computer
& cut to the pain in their metallic voices

4 years i've wasted on scratches & nicks
4 years i've wasted on faded scars
4 years i've wasted on coat hangers & thumb tacks
in 2 weeks i've discovered the joy of a cut
in 2 weeks i've discovered the beauty of blood
in 2 weeks i found my reflection in the knife

hidden among the cigarettes i smoke in pain
hidden among the washcloth that hides the blood
hidden among the pills that i use so wrongly & so right
hidden among the make up that hides my eyes
hidden among scraps of paper covered in lines
hidden in my purse you'll find the knife

my skin is raw & red & scabbed
you can hear the pride in my voice
"it only took 1 cut this time"
i cut new flesh that's smooth & pale & pure
you can hear the disappointment in my voice
"it took 3 FUCKING cuts this time!"

i don't know why i started this time
i don't feel fat & my life was going fine
i had friends & a therapist thist ime
but then one day there was yelling & fights
and i stabbled my wrists, smokes needed a light
& i tried pills & a knife for the first time
and i still don't know what's so wrong with my life
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Someday i will

1 min read
I'll be there someday
I can go the distance
I will find my way
If I can be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
When I go the distance
I'll be right where I belong

Down an unknown road
To embrace my fate
Though the road may wander
It will lead me to you
And a thousand years
Would be worth the wait
It may take a lifetime
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cute :P

2 min read
The silence floods the space between us,
Filling all the gaps, the imperfections,
Filling me with worry, until I'm fit to burst,


Even though you're not here with me,
I feel your presence behind my shoulder,
I hear you ragged breathing, you drumming fingers,
Steadily tapping out your beat,
To what? I don't know, I guess I never asked,
Just an ever present noise,
Soothing, calming…Though now, concerning,

I look down at the keyboard, my hands,
Willing them to type, begging them to,
I need to get across that I know,
I've been where you are,
I got through to the other side,
And have the healing scars on my heart to prove it,

I thought it was hard to talk to you before,
But now everything I type sounds wrong,
Echoing the empty words,
The feeling-less comments,
That settle in the back of my mind,

I'm sorry

Genuine, simple,
And the best I can do,
I wish I'd never had a go, a few days before,
I wish that I could make everything better,
But I'm no fairy…Far from it,
So that's it,
That's from me to you.
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